James Finds Satan.

To your left you can see my boss, Kevin. He is an evil, evil man. Using words like "no blame culture" to disguise the fact that, in actuality, he is the devil incarnate. Lena, Juvanka and Maya; remember Alison from SalesForce? Well, Kevin is her gay, male equivilant. I bet that they even live together, plotting against people (me, namely) and giving each other reach-arounds (that one's for you, Tatts). In the den of their house they probably keep Hallie from Brodie's stowed away, only unleashing her when they need someone doubly as devlish to do their dirty work. For dinner, Kevin eats babies. At lunch, I once saw him draw blood from an innocent little puppy, blood that was used instead of milk in his coffee. I have attatched an image of the puppy below, just to let you know how evil he is. And why, you ask, is this man so evil? Der, he's the devil, douchebag. He walks around my call centre, making sure that no one takes longer than 3 seconds between calls, and whipping with his ball and chain anyone who disobeys him. I've tried numerous ways of defeating him - crosses, images of the baby Jesus, silver bullets, bibles, holy water, the Torah, a shotgun - but he seems to powerful for all of them, casting them aside like flies with his nonsensical sentences like "you have to really empathise with the customer to provide optimum levels of customer service - really try and walk a mile in the customer's shoes..."

Anyway, just thought you should all know.