que horas son (en el Japon)?

hello children
now i feel obliged to be the first proper postee, but really, it's not fair, because i am at the moment rather tipsy, nay shall we say drunken, but well on my way to a hangover. uhm.. so yeah... LENA!!! it's your birthday!!! happy birthday Lena!!!!
the big 2 3
let's see.. when i was 23.. all those many moons ago.. i was about to embark on my round the world trip.. knowing very little of the wonders, joys, suprises, horrors, and craziness that awaited me. whereas you, my dear, at the ripe age of 23, have experienced much that the world has to offer by way of joy and craziness. But of course, the world has an infininte supply of this, and more than enough to go around, so i wish you much much more of everything that the world has to offer, maybe less bullshit, red tape, bureaucracy (my new worst enemy, not least because i have no idea how to spell it and that in itself is highly troubling), unreliable public transport, unripe fruit, overripe fruit, snotty children, unwanted sexual touching, bad haircuts, vague horoscopes, non-magnetic surfaces that appear magnetic, bad movies, undercooked vegetables.. well i could go on and on about the miseries of life, but i would like to wish you much much much happiness and love and excitement and inspiration and massages and coffees and giant spliffs and long rambly emails and boat rides and nights of looking totally hot and laughing fits and running for the train and making it and phone calls from friends and parcels in the post and living your dreams.
yay!! and umm... as for the photo on the left.. i'd just like to point out that when this particlar photo was taken, at Jord's place circa April-May 2004, a certain Lena made a peculiar remark along the lines of "it's really good, because if my parents ever see this photo, they won't know I am smoking a joint"... and she said it with such lucidity, and such conviction, that I personally was very close to believing her and seeing perfect sense in what she was saying. And that sort of conviction in one's own beliefs is what gets people far in this world... ain't it?anyway, enough drunken diatribes from Tatty. But once again, happy happy happy happy joy joy and birthday birthday. 23 is a prime number, so you, my dear, are in your prime, and I love you very much and miss you like... well.. perhaps like a 45 year old CEO misses his vas after a vasectomy...
and good night to all..
Tatty xxxxxxxxx
p.s. i'd just like to add that this entire blog was designed by Alex Reznick and inspired by http://labandeajuju.over-blog.com/ (peruse at own risk).
(they taught me to reference at university)
X
15 Comments:
At 31/5/06 04:20,
Anonymous said…
i would also like to add that i did not design the blog but merely placed a few photographs chosen by tatty. the colours, photos and everything else is the genius work of tatty alone. i was only a tool in all this. it is my fate to be a tool and i must accept my fate and cherish it.
and hi lena!
At 31/5/06 04:36,
Anonymous said…
i don't dispute that you're a tool. but what about the html and all that jazz? that was YOU brother!! the genius of alex alone. why must our genii stand alone? perhaps we should acknowledge the tremendous team effort that's gone into this. We apparently even have an international audience now (bonjour a nos fans francais!)!
Oh yeah, hi Lena
At 31/5/06 05:02,
Anonymous said…
je m'appelle tatty. je n'ai pas mon permis de conduire. je suis un boulet!
At 14/6/06 19:09,
Anonymous said…
I am called tatty. I do not have my driving licence. I am a ball!...
...my thoughts exactly.
At 23/6/06 10:09,
Anonymous said…
perigord hardcore
At 26/6/06 07:03,
Anonymous said…
Je m'appelle Tatty,
J'ai un chéri pas top au lit,
Alors quand je m'ennuis,
Je vomis...
Ps:
Lui,il a du voler son permis,
Donc si vous tenez à la vie,
Ne montez jamais avec lui!!!!
At 26/6/06 08:02,
Anonymous said…
Je veux manger
Je veux manger
Je veux manger
une pomme et une banane
(et une patate!)
p.s. quelle est la date de ton anniversaire?
At 27/6/06 09:34,
Anonymous said…
Du vin, des femmes et de la cocaine
At 27/6/06 19:46,
Forensic Felons said…
sex accordeon et alcool
At 27/6/06 20:30,
Anonymous said…
Rémi et Arno, vous allez vous calmer sinon je vais dire à vos parents que vous vous touchez le zizi. Et toi Eva même chose, ou je recommence l´opération envoi de catalogue adam et eve à Jesus (Fais gaff parce que le Lunou va finir par se décrocher l´asticot s´il continue à s´astiquer!)
At 27/6/06 20:37,
Anonymous said…
Et toit Tatty au lieu de chanter tes conneries en français tu ferais mieux de passer ton permis.. (sans déconner c´est la teuhon!)
Et bonjour Lena bien sûr.
At 28/6/06 00:54,
Anonymous said…
"con-nichon-Wah" Léna,
Hé Julien destress, be cool, keep quiet!!!
D'abord c'est pas encore "ta" famille , et en plus ils doivent pas comprendre toutes les subtilités de la langue française...ils ont pas du comprendre que t'etais une "BurnOpieu"!!
Et qui est ce qui a crée la petite chanson sur les patates?? Arno? Tatty? Si c'est Julien a raison, vas passer ton permis!!tu ne feras pas carrière dans la chanson...
At 28/6/06 03:00,
Anonymous said…
It is true that my French is as bad as my driving, however, just as i can "turn left at any time with care", so can I understand a few of the French subtleties! (my name links to one of my main assistants).
At 28/6/06 07:36,
Anonymous said…
and julio, what bullshit have you been saying about my singing??
At 30/6/06 08:35,
Whereislena said…
i don't understand!!! as we say in the jp eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?!?!?
ya tozhe mogu pis'at (ne pisat) yazikom kotorii vi ne poimyote, or nihongode choto sugoi mesagi kakimasu, demo it's rude!! you bastards!! dame yo!!
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