Guilty as charged..
Hello all.. I am so so sorry that i am shit and haven't replied to all this incredible amazing blog insanity.. you cannot imagine how happy and shocked and amused and astonished and i'm-out-of-adjectives-cos-i-spend-all-day-talking-to-2-year-old-japanese-children-but-you-get-the-idea.. so yes, THANK YOU!!! YOU ALL ROCK!!!!
I wish that I'd done this last night when I was totally drunk after climbing a mountain, bonding w/ a million japanese firemen and then eating entirely too mcuh mexican and drinking entirely too many margaritas.. but instead i'm writing this today - when not only have I not climbed a mountain, not gotten drunk and not seen a single fireman, but instead have missed japanese class, been abused over the phone by the russian embassy, and misplaced my camera.. bah..
So in answer to your questions..
I'm in the JP baby!!
lots and lots of love, hugs, green tea, sushi, and stupidity.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx rina :)
I wish that I'd done this last night when I was totally drunk after climbing a mountain, bonding w/ a million japanese firemen and then eating entirely too mcuh mexican and drinking entirely too many margaritas.. but instead i'm writing this today - when not only have I not climbed a mountain, not gotten drunk and not seen a single fireman, but instead have missed japanese class, been abused over the phone by the russian embassy, and misplaced my camera.. bah..
So in answer to your questions..
I'm in the JP baby!!
lots and lots of love, hugs, green tea, sushi, and stupidity.. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx rina :)
posted by Forensic Felons @ 9:00 pm
12 Comments:
At 30/5/06 19:18,
Anonymous said…
aawwww you look so pretty and demure!! all ready for a Japanese husband! lovely to see you have been keeping up to date with your fan mail. miss you like a bitch on heat!!! xxxxxx T
At 31/5/06 21:44,
Whereislena said…
miss you like a japanese person misses the ability to say their L's and V's... xxx Lena
At 13/6/06 04:04,
Anonymous said…
Wow. You look so obedient there. I could tell you to go and fetch me some sushi right away and you'd do it like the reverential Japanese wife that you are...and then of course, you'd resent me for being a fat, lazy selfish husband and slowly poison me.
Yes, I'm at work and going insane (for more evidence, see my latest post).
At 15/6/06 08:13,
Whereislena said…
what i love is that this entire wherethefislena business has turned into james/tatty/lena hour.. it is brillian.. maybe we should change the title to wherethefisjamestattylena?? my brain is melting.. i'm sorry.. it's so hot!! i'm going to get drunk on khaosan rd with my brother.. yay!!! xx
At 15/6/06 17:02,
Forensic Felons said…
There's a reason for that, Lena. Namely, both Tatty and I are extremely bored and depressed with our lives. Why? We have both taken vows of celibacy - Tatty's voluntary, mine enforced (I have a funny story to tell you, but it's not exactly for the public domain...if you know what I mean [wink, wink (god, I love square brackets right now![see! I'm that bored that I'm really into unusual grammar])]). Anyway, all work and no nookie make James and Tatty very frustrated, frustrations that basically mean we waste most of our time sending funny messages over the internet. By the way TATTY, I called you last night and, ONCE AGAIN, you did not answer. You never know, I may have had something really fun and exciting to do.
Over and Out.
At 17/6/06 01:28,
Anonymous said…
James having a valid contact number faciliates valid contact!!!! don't they teach you that at Virgin? I'm not gonna call your parents' house at midnight whilst extremely stoned now am i!!?! uhmm.. i am so glad you have shared the celibacy news with the world wide web, now everyone knows we're not getting laid. James do you realise that you spent all day with me today, in the state i was in, which i like to call SEXUAL FRUSTRATION. no it's not fair to blame it all on that, celibacy is still my friend, but the consequences are DIRE.
I too am pleased that it's become lenajamestatty hour, top ingredients for silliness. len i am about to get dressed for your dad's 50th, do you think cleavage is inappropriate?
At 18/6/06 18:28,
Whereislena said…
Look my sf friends - sf simultaneously stands for Salesforce AND Sexually Frustrated!!! That is truly significant!!! After giving this matter some thought (approximately 2 secs while eating aloe vera yoghurt, it's all the rage) I have decided that there's absolutely NOTHING i can do for you.. and i am NOT a woman who does NOT enjoying helping out her friends that are NOT getting laid.. aaaah.. the elusive tripple negative.. how i love thee.. TAHb, how did the cleavage go down?? Did it compare to my showstopping number at your sister's wedding? I say down w/ appropriate dressing at family occassions!!! xxxxx L
At 18/6/06 22:29,
Anonymous said…
"down" was precisely the direction in which your dress went at the wedding, if memory serves correctly. My cleavage didn't stop any shows however, mainly because it no longer exists.
I never worked at salesforce! but i am only too happy to preside over the other SF.
That triple negative is absolutely fantastic!!!!! you make it look so easy! I am NOT unimpressed. only a single negative for me today. i am NOT getting smarter.
At 19/6/06 21:33,
Anonymous said…
Actually, that's not a single negative, Tatts. An example of a signle negative is the sentence that preceeded this one.
At 19/6/06 21:35,
Anonymous said…
And here I am, correcting peoples grammar whilst my own goes off to the wayside.
At 30/6/06 08:31,
Whereislena said…
SF means SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED you moron!!! hahahahaha.. blin..
At 3/7/06 07:45,
Anonymous said…
yeah i know, I am SF, but not SalesForce!!!!! so I am not your SF friend in both senses of the word!!
You know how SF one has to be to even type out the above sentence?????
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